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03/01/86
Brown
Tampa, FL
M
5′ 11″
285lbs
Black
langston iii
sir
BECAUSE LIFE WILL WHOOP YO MAFUCKIN ASS!
AND ITS UP TO YOU TO FIGHT BACK!
Who is the W.Y.M.A.A for?
Anybody getting their ass kicked by life
Is life whooping on yo ass like yo momma when you forgot to take the pork chops out?
No worries, we specialize in creating methods to help you hit life right back in the face.
Anybody that needs a reminder that AIN'T NOBOBY coming to save you!
We help all our athletes understand a
fundamental concept at our academy. Which
is we don't give a damn if you make it or not!
That's up to you to decide for yourself!
ANYBODY READY TO TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR SHIT
Here at the WYMAA, we hold every student
athlete accountable for their shit! You take
matters into your own hands or you don't graduate, & we keep the money!
Meet Our Dean, Sir Langston III
WELCOME to the prestigious WYMAA. An establishment dedicated to training world class athletes on how to face life when it gets in YO FACE. My name is Sir Langston III & my great great GREAT grandfather Saint Aloysius built this academy with his bare hands in 1729. We are a private training academy, which means tuition ain't cheap! So go cry to yo mama if you aint got that dolla! In the mean time, check out our facilities & sign up to be a part of our 2023 class of future hall of fame graduates.
Our Top Prospect for 2023
Sylvan LaCue!
Sylvan LaCue is our top prospect for 2023. The man has been through hell & back. And when we say hell, we mean HOLY HELL. After suffering from depression, anxiety, & going broke TWICE after the pandemic, he's lost 50 pounds & decided to join the WYMAA
to finish his transformation with us!
TRANSFORMATION
BEFORE
AFTER
Thanksgiving 2021 : 280 Pounds
January 2023 : 220 Pounds
